And Marcus Troy for the scans. He got the alternate cover as well on his blog. I can't put this one into words. Love her skinny ass. Not as much as Rih RIh, but damn close! NERD + Lupe is on the other covers..but who cares when you got this!
Woo Hoo! Thanks everyone for reading! 25,000 people came through this month and checked in 40,000 times. I don't really promote the blog so I'm amped Let's look at this month's highlights:
Thanks to all who read or give me content: Necole, Eskay, Herfection, Rihanna, Nerd @ The Cool Table, Marcus Troy, The Whole Firm, Zilla, Candy, Saks Fifth Steph and everyone else who reads this poor excuse for a blog
Senior Famous Firm Rep Phella has attempted to "expose" me by uploading photoshopped photos to his blog iamphella.com . He claims it's from a early 2005 Scratch Magazine photoshoot, but clearly can't produce scans of the original magazine as proof. Here's my official statement:
"I laugh at the bloggers. Haha. Laugh. My whole life is real. Nothing is fabricated. They use photoshop to superimpose my 19 year old face on some cornball's body. Life is better when you're famous. This is just a part of the game. My real readers won't pay this any mind."
5:58am, Central Time Drake (Old Head) Hotel, Chicago
-Back in NYC for the first time since Friday afternoon. Spend Friday through Monday in Atlanta and a quick detour in Chicago. I'm good on the road; doesn't take much for me to hit a plan and Mariano a deal real quick. But I'm happy to head home. Even if it's only for a couple days (DC-Maryland-Virginia on Friday) -Today we're doing a huge photoshoot for The Famous Firm. Not a client, but the actual members of The Firm. Got the reps in from DC + Ohio. Won't discuss the theme, but it's ill, not sick -I paid the price for not switching over to the iPhone. I let you talk me out of it. Now the bitch stopped charging. And is still trackball-less. Very depressing. Bet that wouldn't happen with a 3G -Went to the beach @ Lake Michigan. Didn't hit Harold's though -Jay-Z should do a remix go every Jeezy song. The Corporate Thugz get him to talk that shit -That's all for now. Headed to O'Hare
"Jesse Jackson won South Carolina in '84 and '88," Clinton said at a rally in Columbia. "Jackson ran a good campaign. And Obama ran a good campaign here."
Our friend over @ Naked With Socks On came up with another genius concept. Statue of Limitations on sex. For example, if I cheated 5 years ago and you find out today, it's too late to hold it against me. You should have Joey Greco'ed it back then. I'm going to write Obama and see if this can make it to Congress:
I'm a very typical 23 year old man. A movie called "Very Gangster" anything gets my 10 bucks. Went to Cinema Village last night to catch this import.
Just be warned: this isn't your Casino/American Gangster/Goodfellas kind of flick. It's a documentary following around Dominick Noonan, Brixtown's version of Tony Soprano. He extorts and owns a security business. Has a bunch of 17-21 year old flunkies following him around and a big brother with over 20 known murders under his belt.
They follow Noonan around the town where he plays intermediary to domestic disputes, debt collectors and overzealous robbers. Sort of a town hero. SPOILER ALERT! The weirdest part about the movie is Dominick's openly gay. "A little bit of lavender" as they said. They get into too much detail of how this came about. Besides that, he's your typical gangster with 2 kids.
Overall, I recommend you wait AVBG is released on Demand. I fell asleep about 3 times.
So I went to the Max Concert at SOBs. Here's the chronicle of events:
-I walk in -Take flick with Max -Go 2 bar -Couple people walk in -Those couple people brought about 48 of their closest friends -They surround Max who's in VIP -Swizz Beatz song "Where The Cash At" plays -Things are thrown -Fight breaks out -POP! -Song stops -I (along with the whole club) hit the floor -Night over
Can't get any more detailed then that without dry snitching. But I got confirmation that Max is ok and is making a big announcement tomorrow. Crazy night! Gotta love NYC
1.Max B & Big Mike Return Of The Wave (Intro) 2.Max B - American Slore(Ft. Al Pac) 3.Max B - Get Outta Jail (Ft. Al Pac) 4.Max B - Actin Up (Ft. Mall G) 5.Max B - Feel The Wave 6.Max B - Wave Season (Interlude) 7.Max B - World Is Filled 8.Max B - Oh,Oh,Oh 9.Max B - Nike Boots (New Verses) 10.Max B - I Try (Ft. Al Pac) 11.Max B - Won't Go 12.Max B - Stay Off The Surfboards (Interlude) 13.Max B - sh*t On Me 14.Max B - I Don't Wanna 15.Max B - Shut Up bi*ch Swallow (Ft. Al Pace,Mack Mustard) 16.Max B - Gotta Have It(Full Version) 17.Max B - West Coast Wave 18.Max B - Boss Don sh*t 19.Max B - Public Domain 3 (The Album) Comin Soon!!! (Interlude) 20.Max B- Niggaz Done Started Somethin (Ft. Gain Green) 21.Max B - Put You To Sleep 22.Max B - Always Be My bi*ch (Ft. Al Pac,Mack Mustard) 23.Max B- Takin Pictures 24.Max B - Niggaz Aint fu*k Wit Us (Ft. Mitchy Slick) 25.Max B - Million Dolla Baby (Remix) (Ft. Nicki Minaj) 26.Max B - I Just Wanna 27.Max B - Shoutouts
-Grownupness: No one over 21 should have an Sidekick. But is the iPhone just Sidekick 2.0? Grown Folks BB -BB Messenger: The Real Twitter -Keypad: You want a real keypad, nt these small ass pop up letters -Plan: Wild cheaper than the $65 a month I'd be kicking out for the iPhone -Video: The new Bold can catch video. Very important to a serial blogger liek myself
-Maintenance: Problem? Just go to the Geek Squad. Instead of praying my BB is still under warrenty -No Trackball: It always jams -90s Babies: 90s Babies respect the 3G -iPod: It's an iPod too! -App Store: Let's face it. BB Apps are wack. Blackberry 411 aint cutting it
They Both Lose On:
-Battery Life: Don't talk on the phone with either. You finished yet? You're finished!
This is my shit. I know its not your quasi-cool-hipster-hip-hop your used to in these blogs. But this is my shit! I even uploaded it to imeem myself. Featuring Soulja Boy + Cutty - I'm Poppin On Myspace
In Atlanta tonight until Tuesday. Shout out to my Co-D's Rich + Joey. And all my ATLiens I'ma see this weekend: Don Cannon, Slim of 112, Necole Bitchie, Randy Roper, Dreika, Caveman, Jazze Pha, Shondrae, Nephu, Hit Boy, DJ Drama + everyone else that slips my sober mind
