Our friend over @ Naked With Socks On came up with another genius concept. Statue of Limitations on sex. For example, if I cheated 5 years ago and you find out today, it's too late to hold it against me. You should have Joey Greco'ed it back then. I'm going to write Obama and see if this can make it to Congress:
In Atlanta tonight until Tuesday. Shout out to my Co-D's Rich + Joey. And all my ATLiens I'ma see this weekend: Don Cannon, Slim of 112, Necole Bitchie, Randy Roper, Dreika, Caveman, Jazze Pha, Shondrae, Nephu, Hit Boy, DJ Drama + everyone else that slips my sober mind
Meet Lil E 360 from Cleveland, Ohio. He's a late 90s Baby personified. Came across this myspace page when I overheard my home girl at Asylum talking about her 10 year old little brother's freestyle over "A Millie". You know I had to check it out. A 10 year old rhyming over a milly? Going right on the blog! Some facts from Lil E 360
-He has a whole rap about Spongebob
-Doesn't curse
-Plays the drums
-Created his own myspace page (isn't it for 14 years old and older?)
I'll let you judge the music for yourself. But be afraid, the 90's Babies are coming!
-I really underestimated how unmotivated all my peers would be this weekend. So even though I was making a zillion calls, no one else was really receptive to it. It just got me in the middle of BBQs etc. -Ok, I know I really shouldn't be driving. Got side swiped on Willoughby and Flatbush Avenue last night. If you're from Brooklyn, right in front of the car wash. Luckily all I got was a dent, while the other guy (white Taurus full of hoodrats doing hoodrat things with their friends) lost a side mirror. We bought black tape for $2 as a settlement. No police. That was the driving God's telling me to chill out. If you were curious, Kanye's verse on "I Put On" was playing. It's also playing as I write this blog.
-GoOldHead.com launches this week! If you see an old head in action, feel free to send it to me Sickamore@TheFamousFirm.com -Disclaimer: I know it's late, but Ironman really is the shit. That Audi R8 is on my bucket list, right next to 2008 Kobe Finals courtsides. -Unless you were going this hard this weekend, I don't wanna hear it.
Kanye's Bored...Makes Another "Flashing Lights" Vid...I'm Bored..So I Decide To Post It
I can't front. I'm planning this party tomorrow but I'm beyond bored today. Like King Joffie Joe Bored. Like I'm ready to start doing hoodrat things with my friends bored. Like Houston "time-to-gauge-my-eye-out-in-frustration" bored.
Kanye's obviously is just as bored and decided to shoot another "Flashing Lights" video. I dunno who the girl is, nor do I care. You'll bump into her 13 times if you just stroll down West Broadway. I am interested in the naked chick in the hooks though.
This video does look eerily similar to the Colin Munroe stop motion video I saw last year.
Which wouldn't be anything more than a coincidence if Colin didn't remake a "Flashing Lights" video that ended up on Kanye's blog
Now I'm either really really really bored or just reaching. I'll let you decide.
I've been having a pretty uneventful day. Besides the normal business as usual (a bunch of calls/e-mails/famous people making), it's been pretty slow. Especially at the new office, where there's no real creature comforts yet. So I yabadabadoo out the door and decide to take a stroll through Chelsea (pause). On my way I pass other appealing spots like Negril (not that hungry), Starbucks (too crowded) and BBQ's (not in the mood). My eyes light up when I hit Jamba Juice. Mango A Go-Go time!
Before ordering, I ask about wireless internet to check out this attachment. The cute cashier politely directs me to the back, also the area to wait for your drinks. Then she ask about a free power boost. "What's the harm in that?" I think.
Eight minutes later I'm bouncing up, down and around the beige walls.
Spinning in the stool. Checking-every-blog-website-email-text-person-clock-shadow-baby-fire-extinguisher-at-a-crack-heads-pace. The only reason I'm writing this blog is to stop me from jumping in the car to do 130mph on the West Side Highway. It should be illegal to power boost and drive.
Pray that I calm down before I touch the wheel :-/
Written: 5:03pm Museum Of Sex Manhattan, NY Waiting For Nicki Minaj to show up for her 4pm Vibe Magazine Interview
The 80's Baby is finally feeling old. The 90's Babies have me under pressure. I asked my 12 year old nephew (5/7/96!!!) what he wanted for his birthday and he said "The black and blue Fusion 5's and GTA 4". I had no idea what the Fusion 5's were so I ask for clarification. "They're the Jordan's and Air Forces mixed together, Uncle Jesse".
Now I really feel like an asshole. A new pair of Jordans and I don't know about them. So I decide to do my research in Soho. I's goes into Transit on Broadway + Bond. Run down the steps and face to face with racks and racks of kicks.
I ask the clerk "do you have the Fusion 5's?". He points to the sneaker in disbelief and utter disgust I would ask him a question like that. I mutter out "size 11", get my kicks and head over to Game Stop to pick up Grand Theft Auto 4.
This process is a lot easier. I see the ads everywhere so I'm up on it, even though I don't really play video games. He gets his gifts and seems content until I get the call:
"Hey Uncle Jesse. Love the sneakers. Thank you! But I only have a PS2 and GTA4 is PS3. So I gotta wait until I get this system. Thanks tho"
:-/
He said it like a seeing eye test. P-S-2-G-T-A-4-P-S-3. now I gotta splurge on a PS3. Life and times of a future old head. But I'm not going (old) without a fight. Going to hire a bunch of 90s babies next week to keep me aware. I refuse to be blind sided again!
INTERESTING 90s BABIES FACTS: 1. They don't remember Jordan playing on the Bulls, but they want every pair 2. Lil' Wayne is their god. Jay-Z who? Nas is that old school guy right? They like Lupe. Jeezy is their Biggie. My prophecy (XXL, 2006) came true minus T.I.P. (They don't really care for him that much either). 3. TV? Why? 90's Babies can watch everything on YouTube and they're favorite websites
This is an unstoppable generation. Be afraid...old head.
EXPANDED THE FIRM TO WASHINGTON DC, LOS ANGELES AND THE UNITED KINGDOM
The Firm has reps in all these markets, hence why I'm in LA right now. Shout out to Phella, Sakwe, Aaron and Markus.
GOT A WARRANT FOR MY ARREST IN NEW JERSEY
"Delaying Traffic". What does that really mean? It was a legal u-turn, but I just "made it too slow". So I went in April 28th for my court date. They told me come back May 2nd. And it just slipped my mind. Now they tryna have me do a Pac (see above).
WON MY FANTASY BASKETBALL LEAGUE
I Kobed everyone. Ralph who? Beat him by 2000 points. I Can Make You Second? Exactly where he ended up. Decided not to sign up for Fantasy Baseball. Or my life really would've been over
SPENT A WEEK IN MIAMI Only a Brooklynite goes to the beach in jeans and Jordans
AND 22 HOURS IN LA SATURDAY AND SUNDAY
Saturday, May 3, 2008 Delta Air Lines # 605
New York John F Kennedy Intl (JFK) to Los Angeles International (LAX) Departure (JFK): May 3, 11:30 AM EDT (morning) Arrival (LAX): May 3, 2:41 PM PDT (afternoon)
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Sunday, May 4, 2008 Delta Air Lines # 606
Los Angeles International (LAX) to New York John F Kennedy Intl (JFK) Departure (LAX): May 4, 12:50 PM PDT (afternoon) Arrival (JFK): May 4, 9:26 PM EDT (evening)
Walk of fame. Geisha House. Shades. Fake breasts. Traffic. More traffic. Candy. Kobe.
BUT SPENT MY MONDAY (YESTERDAY) IN CENTRAL BOOKINGS
Who knew that driving with a Criminal Investigation Police Parking Plaque was illegal? They snatched me up right there on Delancey Street. Fresh off the plane from LA. I landed at 9:33pm and in a the back of the detectives car at 11:22pm. Precinct 7 on Broome Street. Internal Affairs pressed me for a name for about 20 minutes. They wanted the cop. Bad. "Last chance, you can get out tonight. It's only possession now but it could turn into a felony". Shrugged by shoulders unknowingly and they sent me off to bookings by 2am.
But I still held the (free) phone down in the bing. Had mad boxes of Frosted Flakes and milks. Then when I switched cells, I used my debit card for collect calls. CO snuck me a Aquafina. Slept on the bench, not the floor. Woke up and my cheese sandwich was still there. Everything was everything. Then they moved me into the cell behind the court.
My lawyer assured me everything was all good. Maybe time served + a fine. The goal is to not get it on my record. A violation at best. 2 hours and another horrible cheese sandwich later, I'm on the court bench.
The chick in front of me was a gangsta's gangsta. 15 years old caught with two fully loaded pistols in a duffel bag at 1am. While her lawyer was arguing she was setup, the girl just stood there smiling the whole time. Smirking uncontrollably. She couldn't believe she was going to walk out of there with having to make a bail. She skipped out the courtroom when the judge gave her a date and curfew. Now it's my turn.
Compared to the teenager, I might as well stole cookies out the cookie jar. "Possession of Stolen Property". $75 fine and gotta come back July 1st. SMH.
All in all I'm happy to be back. Plugged back up to the matrix (and out of jail)
P.S.
The 90's Babies are coming...be very afraid (props to Ferris on the link)
Random Thoughts, Observations, Conclusions and Questions Over The Last 2 Weeks
-GoOldHead.com coming soon. Think StuffWhitePeopleLike for the 28+ generation. -Securing my new office space for The Famous Firm on 26th Street. It's my 1st day back in doors and I see why I left already. I've gotta keep ways to make it interesting in here -I've been in the car everyday around 7am and get out around 3am. Sometimes I'm on my way to meetings, but mostly riding around with The FF Crew just enjoying the city. I must've spent $1000 on gas since my last blog (I know I'm going 21mph in the pic) -The Firm let go 2 people since we started. Gotta have thick skin to stay apart of this franchise. We like the 04-05 Duncan and 'em. If you know any winners who want to join The Firm, hit me up via e-mail... Sickamore@TheFamousFirm.com -Didn't really write much in the past couple weeks. Been focused on creating teh company. I tried to see a movie last night called 10,000 B.C.. Ended up walking out on it. If you know any good movies out pls let a brother know. -Rihanna broke my heart. But I'm over it now. So I'm on the rebound. New stalkettes I'm thinking about: Jessica White, Zoe Kravitz , Necole Bitchie and Wesley Johathon's girl. Don't think I didn't see you doing that Foot Locker commercial the other day Wes. I know you're hurting. -Elephant In The Sand > Elephant In The Room -I'll be back later today with more observations
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