So I'm reading thru the NY Times iTouch App and see this picture
Whoa! I clicks on it dumb quick and the headline "Really, Really, Big in Britain" pops up. After snapping out of the gaze, I start reading her 6 page article. Seems she's "huge" in Britain:
-3 Number 1 Autobiographies -Starred in a show “I’m a Celebrity . . . Get Me Out of Here!” where she chomped on maggots -Dated a Trinidadian soccer star -More Famous then Paris Hilton -Virtually unknown this side of the pawn -Got a press reduction. Possibly because of gawkers like myself
It's a good read if you're into the international celeb scene. Or just big ole biddies.
And Marcus Troy for the scans. He got the alternate cover as well on his blog. I can't put this one into words. Love her skinny ass. Not as much as Rih RIh, but damn close! NERD + Lupe is on the other covers..but who cares when you got this!
I know you like lightskinndededed dudes like myself (no berg)...I know your history...and I'm taller than all of em...lets just take the plunge baby...right down to city hall...Carrie x Mr Big style
Ok Ok. Sounds blasphemous. I mean just at this DJ Cassidy party. Jaslene came dressed in a "please put me on a leaked sex tape" dress on. Cass is just Cass. I'll let you decide.
New site I stumbled on this afternoon called "Naked With Socks On". It's done by my boy Anslem Samuel. He claims all Michelle Obama needs now is the boots with the fur, cause the Applebottom is poppin. Check out the whole read below.
Laura who? I'm switching again to the $75 Million dollar woman. I've been telling my sister she's Scarface to Oprah's Sosa. Jigga to Wayne. Kobe to MJ. Here's some excerpts:
Post Rihanna Syndrome has been cured by Necole Bitchie. No, I'm not going to stalk Necole (not saying she isn't stalkee material). But because of her post on Laura London yesterday. The dimples, the humbleness, the round M&M physique, the weird eye thing. I posted a Cassie vs New New blog back around the Diddy's Angels hype. Needless to say New New had Cassie running crying back to R Les.
I should've took heed then instead of chasing Rih Rih's hot ass. She's still single even though linked to everyone rapper under the sun from Lil' Wayne to Young Neef. Doesn't matter, as long as she isn't claimed. Now your boy only has to worry about ya boy.
Didn't see This Christmas but I know they both were in it. Don't wanna get all into her then he starts spitting "Is That Your Chick" lyrics at me.
My arch nemesis. My dancing dopplehanger. I shall defeat you.
Here's the list of other potentials I had in mind before my Bitchie-Assisted epiphany:
Estelle Megan Good -Vanessa Bryant (I want whatever's driving Kobe) -Vanessa Curry (I want whatever's driving Kobe) -The Jamba Juice Girl on 8th Avenue
So I came across this picture from Spotlight Live the other night. It was taken during Estelle's performance (who I'll talk more about on Part 3). It showcases a array of bourgeoning potentials. Let's break 'em down singuh by singuh.
Tiffany Evans
Who: R&B Singer signed to Columbia Records (what up Hop)
Pros: 90s Baby Singer + Actress. Has a sexy mentor in Ciara
Cons: '92 Baby. Which means she's jailbait. Plus a possible future golddigger if she's already asking for "Promise Rings"
Cons: From New Orleans Shawty. I like more of the sassy smart mouthed fashionista city girl attitude than the Southern big Beyonce haired bella. Maybe if she went on a Intermix shopping spree or something.
Verdict: She's in the lead out this bunch, but no Rih Rih.
D. Woods
Who: Another one of them chicks from Danity Kane
Pros: Built like a stallion. Graduated from NYU. Def got the stylish Soho thing going for her
Cons: I find all the DK girls a little boring. They don't have enough of an edge; especially compared to Mrs. Brown.
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